STARBUCKS STINT

I had my final interview today for that part-time barista position at Starbucks. Thanks Sir Val for making the struggle a lot easier and less restive.

I had myself signed the employment certificate indicating the rules and regulations set by the corporation. I had to conform with these ordinances and it would start by shaving my goatee(WHAAAAT, MY DEAR GOATEEEEEE!). In order for me to be hired, I would have to abide by their standards and it requires shaving my dear goatee(WHHHHAAAAT, MY GOAAATEEEEEEEEE!).

I have never shaved, nor trimmed, my goatee since the time I had them. But now, after two years of keeping that good old goatee, I would have to lose them. Tear.

But if it has to be this dysphoric and difficult, if I have to lose my goatee, then okay. I don't have any options, do I?

Anyway, I thought after signing the certificate I was already through. But Ms. Rose gave me this list of requirements that I have to submit on May 10.

2 copies 2X2, white background
6 copies 1X1, white background
4 photocopies of Birth Certificate
NBI or Police Clearance
Transcript of Records
SSS Card
TIN Card
Cedula
Medical Exam
Drug Test
Health Certificate and Work Permit

HASSLE. HASSLE. HASSLE. HASSLE. HASSLE. HASSLE. Need I say more?

RANDOM: BOO SPIDEY! BOO SPIDEY! BOO SPIDEY! Hundred bucks down the drain. Scenes were expected. Not good. BOO! Hahahahaha.